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FAKE HAM TOURIST TEE
Put yourself at The Ham.
Upload a photo. Pick your tourist. We'll make the souvenir shirt.
The HamCam Gift Shop
Souvenirs from a ham that doesn't exist yet.
Exit through the gift shop.
Apparel·Accessories·Questionable decisions
Official merchandise of an unfinished ham project · Mayo, Maryland
The ham isn't ready.
The merchandise apparently is.
Nothing here is actually for sale. Yet.
HAMCAM DRAWERS™
Get your hog into HamCam drawers.
Hog is hog.
HAM ROOM FACILITIES TEE
Some people talk about the ham.
Real ones keep the place clean.
CLIMATE RESEARCH TEE
Temperature. Humidity. Anticipation.
A more scientific tomorrow.
The 55.0°F / 78% RH on this shirt is print copy, not a live Ham Room reading.
UNQUALIFIED MANAGEMENT HOODIE
No experience required.
Plenty of opinions accepted.
BATCH 001 ALUMNI TEE
A very exclusive group.
So far, it's just us.
QUALITY CONTROL APRON
Serious cooks make serious mistakes.
THE HAM
Market price.
Sold out since 2026.
Some things can't be rushed.
The Tourist Wall
People who put themselves at a ham that doesn't exist.
Nobody has made the wall yet.
An uncomfortable amount of opportunity remains.
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The HamCam Gift Shop · Mayo, Maryland · No checkout, no payment, no ham