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Camera view of a dark curing chamber with a single cured ham hanging from twine
HAMCAM LIVE*
DAY 0 — PRESEASON
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CAM 01 — MEAT LOCKER
PLEASE DO NOT TAP GLASS

* This is not a live ham.

HamCam goes legitimately live once the Meat Locker curing setup is operational.

HAM ROOM — LIVE

● CONNECTING

CONNECTING TO SENSOR…

LAST 24 HOURS

BASELINE BUILDING

CURING REFERENCE

TEMPERATURE
~50–60°F
RELATIVE HUMIDITY
~70–80% RH
BENCHMARK
~55°F / 75–80% RH

General reference only — not a safety guarantee. A reading inside these ranges does not make the room an approved curing chamber. Recipe-specific requirements always control.

MISSION STATUS

  • BATCH 001 — BACON

    COMPLETE — IT BACONS

  • UTILITY ROOM CLIMATE STUDY

    DATA COLLECTION UNDERWAY

  • SENSOR

    ONLINE / LOGGING

  • GATEWAY

    ONLINE

  • BATCH 002 — PORK BELLY

    SOURCING

  • CURING CHAMBER

    PENDING DATA

  • HANGING MEAT

    EVENTUALLY

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